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Right now my favorite thing in the whole wide world is audio books. i listen to books on audio on my iPhone. its really a great thing. and its helped boost my new years resolution! i wanted to read more, but its hard to live your every day hectic life and read at the same time! i can barely chew gym and walk at the same time so reading a book and living my life has been a difficult challenge for me.

audio books go hand and hand with my new job. i work on the computer, punch number, push papers, do same thing over and over. so instead of sitting there listening to the voices in my head go back and forth, i have discovered that i can listen to books and work at the same time! buying books on audio are about the same as buying an actual book. i know it kind of takes away from the old schoolness of it but at this point in my life its really convenient. it works for me. and since im so in love with my iPhone anyways it just makes the situation even better!

I'm obsessed with Chelsea Handler right now! She's hilarious and I love everything she writes about and I 'm working on watching all her comedy shows. She gives me inspiration. And i laugh hysterically at everything she says! I want to be her and have jokes like her! i want to write like her too. her books so funny!! the way she sounds just makes me laugh and the way she explains things! where the heck does she come up with what comes out of her mouth?! like i know im funny, and sometimes i luck out and im just naturally funny, but i havent always been like that! i get away with a lot of stupid stuff because i know what ive done or said something retarded so i back it up with a blank look or something more stupid to follow up with it. but thats just to cover my own stupidness. she is seriously funny! i have to work at what i need to say or do to make the situation a joke! gah, i wish i were good like that!

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